Welsh Sheep Shagging Cunts

Another thing an all.
Fuckin Welsh people.. they get on my fuckin tits.

There can't be fuck all going on in this God forsaken fuckin shit hole cos every fuckin day do I have these droaning twats ringing me up to complain (company to remain anonymous!) about something they bought from us.


The conversation usually goes along the lines...(emphasis on the Welsh accent)

What it is right, I won't lie to you, I turned round and said I did, at the end of the day when all's said and done.
This is just their opening gambit, by the time the stupid welsh cunts have cut to the fuckin chase I have lost the fuckin will to live.
I'm sure there are some nice people living in Wales, they won't be fuckin Welsh though that is a fact!!

Fuckin hell I've just had a thought, all those fuckin white van drivers in Wales... fuck me!!!

White Van Man

What a load of fuckin wankers these lot are.

Is there some kind of fuckin social club these lot go to, so they can all talk about who has carved the most fuckin people up in any one day.
Big ugly fat, slack jawed, hairy arsed thick bastards.

They're the kind of male you associate with an "all day breakfast" sandwich for their breakfast whilst perusing page 3 of The Sun, with their gut and arse hanging out, chatting on their mobile phone to their bookie.

I suppose England is as good a place as any to home these ignorant fuckers.

White van wankers!

Post Office Cunts!

The thieving, robbing bastards at the Post Office have the audacity, after over 12 months of arguing, to claim that I am liable for the £750 that some cheeky fucker in Thailand fraudulently used on my Post Office Credit Card. I wouldn't have minded if I'd have known 12 months ago as I could have written it off and got on with my life!

Talking of Cunts, I hope you never have the displeasure of dealing with the Financial Ombudsman, who are not quite (but pretty damn close) to being as shit as the Post Office.

I'm not going to bore you with anymore details as I'm sick of giving the bastards anymore of my precious time.

Adios,

p.s. check out http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/, it will make you laugh! He's from Worcestershire too, my home county! If only there was more of us honest speakers this country would be a better place!

We are finally back.

Yes we are back, and what backs they are above.

There just seems to be too much to moan about at the moment so I dont know where to start, what with the crap weather, Snow at Xmas Mr Weather Man not fucking January. Man this countries weather has not got clue.

The economics - MMMmmm well I am sure that we would not be in such a shit state if the press never kept bleating on about how bad it is. So the government is pulling cash out of the magic hat, where is this money coming from.... Oh yes US. We are bailing out banks that continue to pay bonuses.

Football - Kaka to Man City for £100 million with wages of £500,000 per week !!!! I am sorry but £500K a WEEK no one is worth that kind of money. The only bonus is that the taxman would get 40% so it's an extra 12 million a year to pay for the magic hat.

His representatives stated Our client Mr Kaka is interested only in playing for a team with ambition, they must have plans on the champions league, it has nothing to do with the reported £26 million a year he might earn or lack of sun he will get in Manchester. Bollocks and I would go for the cash, just be honest.

Moan soon,
Mr M

Tesco Jeans £3.00

£3.00 for a pair of jeans, not exactly a moan BUT, how the fuck can they sell jeans so cheaply !! I went in the local store and they had value jeans for £3.00 ! it can not make sense that people are being paid enough when something so expensive comes in so damn cheap.

I looked in the label to find the whereabouts that such jeans can be produced. I found no made in label. I would imagine China but there was no label as such.

They also had silk ties at £1.50, shirts for less then £5.00 etc. etc. I just can not believe that a company can sell clothing so cheap unless the labour is people that just dont know what a fair price for a days work is.

cheap fuckers

Problematic Petrol Prices...

Fuck Me, Nearly £1.20 for a litre of unleaded, and Christ knows how much for Diesel. It's absolutely disgusting, how does the government justify these prices when in the US it's at least half this price! It's getting beyond a joke now, credit crunch or no credit crunch. They say you don't really know you're in a trough until you reach the peak but let's face it everyone knows we're in one now. Bastard!

The thing is it's not just filling the car up that costs more now, as this affects everything! As we live on an island and all our farming, industry, production has slowly left these shores over the last century or so, we have to pretty much import everything, and of course that uses fuel of some sort.

So, consequently our food prices have gone up too! In fact, everytime I put my hand in my pocket, which I try to keep to a minimum, I think to myself, fuck me that's expensive.

Well we may as well get used to it, cos now the price is £1.20 a litre, in sure as hell aint's gonna be reduced anytime soon!

Fuck!

License to print money!

Evening, it's been a while. Right lets get straight to the point. Who the fuck makes up these random charges that you have to pay for what seems like anything these days. Connection fees, disconnection fees, admin fees, "I'm a big corporation, so I'm going to charge you what the hell I want, and there's nothing you can do about it" fees. Bastards. There's probably some miserable little fucker sat in a shiny office somewhere, who just randomly makes up a cost of a charge that takes I reckon only a mere fraction in actual resource to perform the action.

£26 pound to reconnect a phone that the rip-off bastard company charged the same amount to the previous occupant to have disconnected. It's a fucking con i tell thee!

I work for a company that clearly makes money from customers in selling them electrical goods. Now of course there is the ubiquitous delivery charge added when you purchase the said items, but it's not overly costly, or I don't think it is.

These companies that provide telecoms, gas, electricity, whatever, seem to have a license to print money!